Summer '25 Manitoba Mosquitoes T-Shirt
Summer '25 Manitoba Mosquitoes T-Shirt
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Summer 2025 Drop!
Every summer, Manitoba hosts a horror movie that nobody asked for… and the bloodthirsty villains have wings.
This tee is your official souvenir from the province that weaponized fresh air. Featuring a vintage-style print of giant demon mosquitoes terrorizing campers, it’s perfect for anyone who's ever needed bug spray, a flame thrower, and divine intervention just to BBQ a hot dog.
Specs That Slap (Harder Than the Bugs)
Quality – Soft, lightweight, and durable enough to outrun a swarm
100% pre-shrunk cotton – Won’t shrink, unlike your courage in the Whiteshell at dusk
Classic fit – Not too tight, not too loose, just right for flailing your arms
Double needle stitching – Tougher than DEET, louder than your campsite screams
Real-Life Applications
• Warning sign for tourists
• Passive-aggressive gift for out-of-province friends
• Official uniform of the “I got bit 46 times and still stayed for the fireworks” club
This stylish tee is less than the cost of citronella candles, calamine lotion, and regret. Make sure you add to cart before sundown because the swarm is coming!
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