Midsummer '25 - Got Meth Winnipeg T-Shirt

Tourism Winnipeg didn’t approve this message—and that’s exactly why you need it.

Our midsummer “Got Meth?” tee is a darkly comic love letter to a city that can survive -40 windchill, vampire mosquitoes, and a traffic circle full of zombies. It riffs on the old “Got Milk?” ads, swaps in our nuclear-lime Winnipeg badge, and serves pure Casual Carnage energy: honest, sharp, and a little bit feral.

Wear it when:
• You’re explaining Winnipeg to out-of-towners and don’t have the emotional bandwidth.
• The Main Street shuffle crosses against the light… again.
• You want your sarcasm visible from across the Safeway parking lot.

The shirt (aka the reliable workhorse):
• Gildan 5000 Classic — 100% cotton*, 5.3 oz/yd², tubular body, shoulder-to-shoulder taping.
* Heathers contain a touch of polyester. Your sarcasm remains 100% pure.

Fit:
• True-to-size unisex. Size up for “I lost a fight with a Slurpee” oversized vibes.

Print:
• Crisp front graphic with our C4 mark—Winnipeg-proof and built for repeat washes.

Feels like:
• That black T-shirt you already wear too much, but funnier.

Care:
• Wash cold, inside-out. Tumble low. Don’t iron the print (it screams).

Fine print (because lawyers):
• Satire, obviously. Zero endorsement of drug use—just pointed local commentary. If this shirt offends you, you probably don’t live here.

Designed in Winnipeg. Made to order to cut waste. Grab it before the mosquitoes do.

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