Casual Carnage Logo Heavyweight Hoodie

Congratulations, you’ve discovered the last hoodie you’ll ever need, mostly because once you put it on, civilization may collapse before you take it off.

Why You’ll Love (and Fear) It 😈

10 oz of cotton/poly blend 3-end fleece – Thick enough to stop small talk in its tracks.*

Soft-brushed interior – Feels like a hug from a friendly grizzly: warm, reassuring, and just a little bit intimidating.

Reinforced double-needle stitching – Crafted to survive laundry day, mosh pits, and that one cousin’s yearly “friendly” arm-wrestling match.

Oversized kangaroo pocket – Fits two hands, one smartphone, and approximately seven bad life choices.

Available in Black or Grey – Choose your shade of doom: “Midnight Existential Crisis” or “Storm-Cloud Sarcasm.”

*Note: Hoodie does not function as actual armor. Please continue to fear bears.

The Vibe

Slip it on and instantly project the aura of someone who probably has a fallback plan for the zombie apocalypse or at least a sarcastic remark for every occasion. Whether you’re doom-scrolling on the couch or haunting your local coffee shop, this hoodie commands respect…and maybe a restraining order from boring wardrobe choices.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, repent never. Every wash only makes it softer, like the dark side calling you back, but fluffier.