ISW Heavyweight Hoodie

Made it through the Mean Streets of the 'Peg without collecting any actual knife wounds? Wear the evidence. This hoodie flaunts four bright-red “stab marks” plus a smug declaration that you survived Canada’s spiciest city. Perfect for anyone who’s braved Portage and Main in January or at 2 a.m. on a Saturday.

Why it’s a killer pick:

Heavyweight comfort – 10 oz cotton/poly blend that laughs at prairie windchill

Graphic gore – 4 chest stab wounds (100 % pretend … please keep them that way)

Fleece-lined hood – Feels like hiding in a warm donut shop on Bannatyne

Split-stitch double-needle seams – Built sturdier than a downtown snow drift

1×1 ribbing at cuffs and waistband – Stays snug when you raise your arms for pizza by the slice

Generous fit – Enough room to layer up or conceal your fear of potholes

Care instructions:

Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, brag responsibly.

Ready to broadcast your brush with danger? Click Add to Cart before the next snowplow buries it. Therapy for the trauma costs more.